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Jeremiah 13 Holman Christian Standard Bible (HCSB)
13 This is what the Lord said to me: “Go and buy yourself a linen undergarment and put it on,[a] but do not put it in water.” 2 So I bought underwear as the Lord instructed me and put it on.
3 Then the word of the Lord came to me a second time: 4 “Take the underwear that you bought and are wearing,[b]and go at once to the Euphrates[c] and hide it in a rocky crevice.” 5 So I went and hid it by the Euphrates, as the Lord commanded me.
6 A long time later the Lord said to me, “Go at once to the Euphrates and get the underwear that I commanded you to hide there.” 7 So I went to the Euphrates and dug up the underwear and got it from the place where I had hidden it, but it was ruined—of no use at all.
8 Then the word of the Lord came to me: 9 “This is what the Lord says: Just like this I will ruin the great pride of both Judah and Jerusalem. 10 These evil people, who refuse to listen to Me, who follow the stubbornness of their own hearts, and who have followed other gods to serve and worship—they will be like this underwear, of no use at all. 11 Just as underwear clings to one’s waist, so I fastened the whole house of Israel and of Judah to Me”—this is the Lord’s declaration—“so that they might be My people for My fame, praise, and glory, but they would not obey.
I am sitting in the pews thinking. Ok I will do what that preacher is telling me to go and hide my underwear near the Euphrates river. Then they’re god will talk to me. I am game, I go down to the Gulf of Mexico buried my Fruit of Looms on the water’s edge. I came back 3 days later and they were gone out to sea. I forgot about the tides. I buried them at low tide. The tides came in and my underwear sailed out to sea and became a floating Turtle nest 2 miles offshore.
My Father never told me to hide my underwear he just told me to wash them. This is what you get when you use a water down versions of the Fathers words in the Old Testament.
I went back to that preacher and gave him a bill for 6 dollars for a new set of Fruit of the Loom.
If you want to hide your underwear far be from me to stop you. Just remember to wash them.
13 Thus saith the Lord unto me, Go and get thee a linen girdle, and put it upon thy loins, and put it not in water.
There is a ocean of difference as to what a linen girdle means and the word loins<> plural.
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Fruit of the Looms a floating Turtle Nest